Describe "dollop-head".

rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:32:59 +0100

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

smokingtowers-bluetwillgloves: amandaonwriting: Hatchards -...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:13:18 +0100

smokingtowers-bluetwillgloves:

amandaonwriting:

Hatchards - The oldest bookshop in London (1797)

187 Piccadilly, London, W1J 9LE

MY LADY. GOING THERE. ASAP. xxx

wonderfulnonsense: himaryua: theres some deep sexual tension between this man and his shadow in a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:04:10 +0100

wonderfulnonsense:

himaryua:

theres some deep sexual tension between this man and his shadow in a box

#it’s his inner gay

I ship it

nexxious7: bloodyoathmate: Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:00:21 +0100

nexxious7:

bloodyoathmate:

Plot Twist: Tumblr buys Yahoo and deletes it

i’m outside with my laptop and my neighbours are starting a barbeque and i can smell the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:59:02 +0100

i’m outside with my laptop and my neighbours are starting a barbeque and i can smell the firelighter cube things and it smells so gooooood

drmichaeljones: because nothing says ‘marry me’ like NEON PLATFORMS

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:56:18 +0100

drmichaeljones:

because nothing says ‘marry me’ like NEON PLATFORMS

Denmark | Eurovision 2013 Winner

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:54:02 +0100

Denmark | Eurovision 2013 Winner

one part of tumblr: this is an emergency, yahoo is going to buy tum-

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:52:52 +0100

one part of tumblr: this is an emergency, yahoo is going to buy tum-
rest of tumblr: DID YOU SAY EUROVISION
one part of tumblr: wha-
rest of tumblr: I HEARD EUROVISION
one part of tumblr: but yahoo ar-
rest of tumblr: OH, DOCTOR WHO FINALE, YOU SAY?
one part of tumblr: seriously, this is terr-
rest of tumblr: DOCTOR WHO
one part of tumblr:
rest of tumblr: EUROVISION
one part of tumblr:
rest of tumblr: DOCTOR WHO
one part of tumblr:
rest of tumblr: EUROVISION
one part of tumblr:
one part of tumblr:
one part of tumblr:
one part of tumblr:
one part of tumblr: thi-
rest of tumblr: EUROVISION

graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:43:39 +0100

graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
graham: yes
graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
petra: we're half through voting now
graham: oh that's depressing
estonia: shows up
graham: is he standing outside a prison?
albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
graham: better than you
albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
graham: you should leave
eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
graham: speak for yourself
dude: breathes
graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
graham: god, please, no
denmark: winning
graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice

eurovision prediction: ireland win but bulgaria catch the snitch.

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:51:48 +0100

eurovision prediction: ireland win but bulgaria catch the snitch.

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:51:05 +0100

holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:49:24 +0100

holepsi:

YOU

HAVE

NO

FUCKING

IDEA

HOW

MUCH

I

LOVE

EUROVISION

demureserendipity: secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:48:41 +0100

demureserendipity:

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

basically yeah

the-spunkiest-spy: rancis-motherfluggers: theunfler: besbaw-ku...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:48:09 +0100

the-spunkiest-spy:

rancis-motherfluggers:

theunfler:

besbaw-kuwata:

booksandwildthings:

Anyone wanna take bets on how long it’ll take before people start shipping them?

link is actually kinda cute

and so is quote

i ship chat and video

I don’t know look at the way video is looking at audio…

Welcome to tumblr where everything is shippable including tumblr itself.

alecmadeablog: aicosu: saidthecat: THORA THE...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:46:24 +0100

alecmadeablog:

aicosu:

saidthecat:

THORA THE EXPLORER

REBLOGGING BECAUSE I CRIED LAUGHING FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES.

I ASK YOU YOUNG ONES, WHERE IS THIS FORREST? WHERE? OVER WHERE? OH, FOR ODIN’S SAKE WHERE IS IT?

LET’S REQUEST FOR THE MAP! GRANT IT BY HELPING ME CHANT “MAP”! MAP!!! MAP!!!! LOUDER CHILDREN, MAAAAAAP!!!

IN THE NAME OF ASGARD, I DEMAND YOU HELP PREVENT THE SWIPING OF THIS OBJECT BY MY BROTHER, LOKI. ASSIST ME BY EXCLAIMING “SWING” AS I PROPEL MY HAMMER TOWARDS THIS EVIL CREATURE’S GUT!

WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART? I MAY LIKE IT TOO, PERHAPS ODIN MIGHT CONSIDER.

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:38:44 +0100

mumfordness: merlin meme + lord of the rings quotes (3/?) My...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:35:26 +0100

mumfordness:

merlin meme + lord of the rings quotes (3/?)

My dear Sam. You cannot always be torn in two. You will have to be one and whole for many years. You have so much to enjoy and to be and to do. Your part in the story will go on.

victorianvivisection: cocokat: Very boring up here. No crimes...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:34:34 +0100

victorianvivisection:

cocokat:

Very boring up here.

No crimes in Heaven, apparently.

SH

—-

Met an angel called Castiel.

Was looking for a human body.

SH

—-

Have I told you about the Winchesters?

SH

—-

I miss you and your complaining horribly

SH

—-

Met Einstein! Was appalled at how little I knew about space.

SH

—-

John, your mother and father say ‘hello’.

SH

—-

I wish I could talk to you

SH

—-

God won’t let me visit Hell.

But I’m bored. There are bound to be murders there!

SH

—-

If you end up here anytime soon I may have to kill you

SH

—-

Still missing you horribly

SH

—-

Was told you got married. “Mary Morstran”.

A woman even I might admire. Good Job.

SH

—-

People keep finding me here. Say that I solved the crimes surrounding their deaths.

Keep thanking me.

Somewhat annoying.

SH

—-

Really, John? You named your son “Sherlock”?

Someone is getting too sentimental.

I’m touched.

SH

—-

Met Mycroft. I’m not surprised he’s here a bit early.

Still as annoying as ever.

I miss when you used to punch him for me.

SH

—-

You’ve become so good at writing.

I miss you.

SH

—-

There are so many things I should have said.

Down There.

SH

—-

Sorry

SH

—-

I miss you

SH

—-

I love you.

SH

—-

Won’t you hurry up?

SH

—-

Don’t come too quickly, though.

SH

—-

Met with Mummy.

She cried. I don’t understand it.

SH

—-

I love you

SH

—-

Being an old man doesn’t suit you.

You’re done fighting, John.

Come home.

SH

—-

Stubborn to the last, my John.

SH

—-

I love you anyway.

SH

—-

“Welcome home.”

yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:24:27 +0100

yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

colinmorgod: WHAT

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:23:40 +0100

colinmorgod:

WHAT